Bad Advice I Read on Pinterest: Vol. 2

I'm kind of offended that my first Bad Advice I Read on Pinterest blog post did not eliminate specious advice from Pinterest altogether. Seriously, do I not hold this kind of sway on the Internet yet? What I am doing wrong if people are still pinning pretty nonsense with captions like "So true"?

Does the Internet need more examples? Is that what it needs? Here you go, Internet: more examples of Bad Advice I Read on Pinterest—from the questionable to the facepalm-worthy.

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But he's totally ready to share all of your married friends.


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Nothing is more profound than something profound.


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Like whether they is concerned with subject-verb agreement.


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Beauty comes from within—except for prettiness, which comes from your face, and sexiness, which comes from your body. But, yeah, mostly from within.


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Aww, that's so sweet and romantic and not true.


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Like chest pain . . . or arm pain — two weaknesses leaving the body. Also, shortness of breath. Wait, call an ambulance: You're having a heart attack.


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I'm primarily concerned with your 100th problem, alcoholism.


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Because it never loved you to begin with. #logicalfallacy


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False. I'm writing this blog in sweatpants.


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Because you are literally never wrong. Ever.


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Imagine a man so focused on God that he's not waiting for an audible go-ahead from the sovereign of the universe to make a decision that a bit of wisdom and some good judgment should render him perfectly capable of making. Seriously somebody stop me before I get on my Christian dating soapbox.


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Stick that in your perfume and spritz it!


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"I will repay you for the years the locusts have eaten — the great locust and the young locust, the other locusts and the locust swarm — my great army that I sent among you." – Joel 2:25


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Sometimes all it takes to do better next time is to shame yourself this time. Wait . . . no.


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. . . that escalated quickly.


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The strongest women say "Why the &@%# am I wearing shoes that hurt?" and pull out their flip-flops.


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This is only good advice if you want every kiss to be super awkward.


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This is basically the opposite of the gospel (and, obviously, not what 2 Corinthians 12:10 says).


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Ugh, friendship. Never worth the effort.


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Ugly, dumb women deserve nothing.


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FYI your inner voice is just another random opinion.


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Okay, people are literally just attaching Bible attributions to random sayings at this point.

(Someone please make a Pinspirational version of Revelation 22:18.)


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(Submitted by my friend Marilyn)

Words of wisdom from . . . a mob boss.

What bad advice have you seen on Pinterest lately? Send it my way!