Lingering impressions and questions:
- Edward is so attractive.
- Why has no vampire asked for my hand in marriage?
- Jacob is so attractive.
- Why is Jacob only 18?
- How come I gave up on the fourth book without finishing it?
- How do I get my hair to look like Bella Swan's?
- That new bad vampire is so attractive.
- Couldn't they have found a different person to replace Victoria?
- Why does Edward like Bella Swan?
- Why does Jacob like Bella Swan?
- Why, in general, does Bella Swan come across as so unlikeable?
- Who does that-stupid-guy-who-sat-behind-us-and-made-rude-comments-and-burping-noises think he is?
- If Jacob Black kissed me, I would not punch him in the face.
- But if I did punch him in the face, and I did break my hand, I would not mind having Dr. Cullen bind the wound.
- Just saying.