To jort or not to jort.

Confession: I bought some jorts. Cute or not cute?

If somebody had told me two summers ago that I would purchase pleated and cuffed jorts in 2011, I would have been like, "Girl, you crazy."

So I'm not sure how I feel about this recent purchase. All I know is that Missouri is hot in August.

What's your opinion? ('Cause, I mean, I am the queen of returning things.)

You need to know

that Anne Taylor Loft (i.e. retailer of all that is stylish and lovely) is having a crazy sale!

Here are just a few examples for you:

Dress: $25

Top: $15

Shorts: $25

Tank: $15

I know, right!? Hurry because I'm receiving mixed messages about how long the sale is lasting!

Summer essentials sale & regular sale.

I went to the Gap today.

And while I was there, that couple from that American Gothic painting

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and Opie from The Andy Griffith Show

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and Ellen DeGeneres

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and various members of the Duggars Waltons

all called to say they wanted their clothes back.

Talk about underwhelmed by this season's selection.

*Why, yes, I did whip out my phone in the store to snap photos of these fashion disasters for your future blog-reading pleasure.