Sometimes I wonder how much I'd get done if it weren't for the Internet. But then I get distracted by the fact that I haven't checked Twitter in five minutes.
Aziz has summed up my struggles with the Internet pretty well.
p.s. How totes adorbs is Aziz Ansari?
This bell curve basically posits that bulking up—pumping iron, getting cut, what have you—will only make you more attractive to a certain point. Pass this point, and it will begin to have the opposite effect. (I'm pretty sure bell curves are usually for averages, but if the graph fits...)