Dear Blogger, I'm sorry to tell you this in such a public manner, but I've been seeing someone else. Someone named tumblr.
I know; I know. Liking tumblr is almost hipster of me, and I apologize for that. (Remind me to write an entire blog soon on how ridiculous I find all of hipster culture.)
But it's just so easy to keep clicking and clicking from tumblr to tumblr, looking at all the pictures of Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Grace Kelly and reading quotes from Dorothy Parker.
Seriously. It's like the crack of websites.
So here are a few things I would have tumbled if I had had a tumblr.