I went to the Gap today.

And while I was there, that couple from that American Gothic painting

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and Opie from The Andy Griffith Show

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and Ellen DeGeneres

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and various members of the Duggars Waltons

all called to say they wanted their clothes back.

Talk about underwhelmed by this season's selection.

*Why, yes, I did whip out my phone in the store to snap photos of these fashion disasters for your future blog-reading pleasure.