Have you ever gotten stuck in a situation that is just so painfully awkwardthat all you can think is
Wow, I must be the most awkward person on the planet,
and you just kind of want to liquify and slide away on the floor like Alex Mack?
That happened to me yesterday. Twice. [The painfully awkward situations, not the Alex Mack transformation. (Unfortunately.)]
Gaaaaah. What are you even supposed to do in those situations?
p.s. I wish my awkward looked as elegant and dreamy as Jane and Bingley's.